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Jesus Come Back Alive
(Matthew 28:1-8; Luke 24:1-12; John 20:1-10)
1 Afta da Res Day pau, Mary from Magdala, James muddah Mary, an Salome, dey buy perfume fo put um on top Jesus body. 2 Was da firs day in da week. Ony get litto bit light inside da sky, an dey go da tomb. 3 Dey tell each odda, “Eh, who goin push da big stone away from da opening part in da tomb fo us?” 4 But wen dey look up, dey see dat somebody wen push da big stone away awready. 5 Dey go inside. Dey spock one young guy wit one long white robe on. He stay sitting on da right side. An dey real sked.
6 He tell um, “Eh, no sked! I know you guys stay looking fo Jesus, da guy from Nazaret, aah? Da one dey wen kill on top one cross. Eh, he come back alive awready! He no stay hea. Look! Dis da place wea dey put his body. 7 ✡Den, go tell his guys an Peter, ‘Jesus goin go Galilee side befo you guys go dea. Dass da place wea you guys goin see him, jalike he wen tell you guys.’ ”
8 Da wahines stay shaking an dea jaws drop, an dey run away from da tomb. Dey no tell notting to nobody, cuz dey real sked.
Jesus Come By Mary From Magdala
(Matthew 28:9-10; John 20:11-18)
9 Afta get light da firs day in da week, wen Jesus come back alive, he show up firs by Mary from Magdala. (Her da one, befo time Jesus wen make seven bad kine spirits no bodda her no moa.) 10 So she go tell da peopo dat was wit Jesus befo time. Dey stay sad an crying. 11 Wen dey hear dat Jesus stay alive, an dat Mary wen see him, dey no tink wat she tell stay fo real kine.
Jesus Show Up By Two Guys
(Luke 24:13-35)
12 Afta dat Jesus show up by two a his guys dat stay walking in da countryside. An he look diffren. 13 Da two guys go back, an tell da odda braddahs an sistahs. But still yet da odda peopo no tink az fo real kine wat da guys tell um.
Jesus Show Up By His Eleven Guys
(Matthew 28:16-20; Luke 24:36-49; John 20:19-23; Jesus Guys 1:6-8)
14 Layta Jesus show up by his eleven guys wen dey stay eating. He scold um, cuz dey neva trus wat da oddas tell an dey real hard head. Dey no like tink az fo real kine wat da odda peopo tell, da ones dat wen see him afta he come back alive. 15 ✡Den he tell um, “Go all ova da world, an teach da Good Stuff Bout Me to erybody in da world. 16 Whoeva trus da Good Stuff Bout Me an get baptize, God goin take dem outa da bad kine stuff dey do. But whoeva no trus dat, God goin tell dey gotta take da blame fo all da bad kine stuff dey wen do. 17 Da peopo dat trus me, dey goin do awesome stuff. Cuz dey my guys, dey goin use my powa fo make da bad kine spirits no bodda da peopo no moa. Dey goin talk diffren kine languages. 18 Dey even goin pick up snakes wit dea hands. If dey drink poison, no goin hurt dem. Dey goin put dea hands on top da sick peopo, an da sick peopo goin come good.”
Jesus Go Up Inside Da Sky
(Luke 24:50-53; Jesus Guys 1:9-11)
19 ✡Afta Jesus Da One In Charge pau talk to dem, God take him up inside da sky, an he sit down in da mos importan place by God right side. 20 Den all his guys go all ova da place an teach. An Da One In Charge work wit dem, an stay do awesome kine stuff fo show dat wat he tell stay fo real.
✡ 16:7 16:7: Matt 26:32; Mark 14:28 ✡ 16:15 16:15: JGuys 1:8 ✡ 16:19 16:19: JGuys 1:9-11