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Da One In Charge Let Some Odda Peopos
Stay Inside Da Land
1 Da One In Charge wen let some odda peopos stay inside da land fo make one tes. Dass how he tes da Israel peopo dat neva fight wit da Canaan peopo befo time, jalike dea faddahs wen fight um. 2 He ony do dat fo teach da Israel ohana peopo dat goin born layta how fo make war, cuz get peopo dat neva fight befoa. 3 Dese, da diffren peopos dat stay inside da land:
da Filisha peopo wit dea five leadas,
all da Canaan peopos,
da Sidon peopo,
da Hiv peopo dat live inside da Lebanon mountains from Mount Baal-Hermon to Lebo-Hamat.
4 (Da One In Charge let dose peopos stay dea fo make one tes fo da Israel peopo. He like find out if dey goin lissen wat he tell um fo do, jalike da stuff he wen give Moses fo tell dea faddah guys.)
5 So da Israel peopo wen live wit da Canaan peopo, da Het peopo, da Amor peopo, da Periz peopo, da Hiv peopo, an da Jebus peopo. 6 Da Israel peopo pick girls from dose peopos fo marry dea boys, an give dea girls fo marry dose peopos boys. Dass how come da Israel peopo work fo da odda peopo gods.
Otniel
7 Da Israel peopo do bad kine stuff da way Da One In Charge see um. Dey foget dea God, Da One In Charge, an dey work fo da Baal gods an da Asherah wahine gods. 8 Da One In Charge come real huhu wit da Israel peopo. Az why he turn um ova to Kushan-Rishataim, da king fo Aram-Naharaim, an da Israel peopo work fo him fo eight year. 9 But wen dey yell to Da One In Charge fo help dem, he give um one guy fo get dem outa trouble: az Otniel, Kenaz boy, Caleb younga braddah. Otniel get dem outa trouble. 10 God Spirit take charge a Otniel, so he come da local leada guy fo da Israel peopo, an lead dem fo fight. Da One In Charge give him da powa fo win ova Kushan-Rishataim, da Aram king. 11 So den da land stay quiet fo forty year, till Otniel mahke.
Ehud
12 One mo time da Israel peopo do bad kine stuff, da way God see um. An cuz dey do bad kine stuff, Da One In Charge give Eglon, da king fo Moab, da powa fo win ova da Israel peopo. 13 Eglon make frenz wit da Ammon peopo an da Amalek peopo, an dey go afta da Israel peopo. Dey take ova Palm Tree Town, az Jericho. 14 Da Israel peopo stay unda Eglon, da king fo Moab, fo eighteen year.
15 One mo time da Israel peopo yell to Da One In Charge fo help dem. So he give dem one guy fo get dem outa trouble: az Ehud. He one guy dat do stuff wit his lef hand. He Gera boy, from da Benjamin ohana. Da Israel peopo sen him fo carry da stuff dey gotta pay Eglon, da Moab king. 16 Ehud wen make one small sword wit two sides sharp, bout 18 inch long. He tie um to his right thigh, unda his clotheses. 17 He bring da stuff da Israel peopo gotta pay to Eglon, da Moab king. Eglon, he one real fat guy. 18 Afta Ehud give Eglon da stuff, he tell his guys dat carry da stuff fo go home. 19 Wea he come by da idol kine statues nea Gilgal, Ehud turn aroun an go back by da Moab king. He tell, “I get one secret ting fo tell you, da king.”
Da king tell, “Quiet!” An all his helpa guys leave him.
20 Den Ehud go by da king. Da king stay sit wea nobody go by him inside da cool upstairs room inside his summa palace. Ehud tell, “I get someting from God fo tell you.” Wen da king get up from his chair, 21 Ehud use his lef hand fo pull da small sword from his right thigh, an stab da king belly. 22 Da handle go inside wit da blade too. Ehud no pull out da sword from Eglon belly. Den Ehud go out on top da lanai. 23 Wen he go out to da lanai, he shut da doors fo da main upstairs room behind him, an lock um.
24 Afta Ehud go way, Eglon worka guys come back. Dey see dat da doors fo da main upstairs room get lock. Dey tell, “Fo shua he stay inside da lua fo da palace room.” 25 Dey stay wait long time fo him come out, an dat bodda dem. Wen da king no come out, dey go get one key an open da doors. An right dea, dey spock dea boss on da floor, mahke.
26 Da time dey stay wait, Ehud run away. He pass da idol kine statues, an get away Seirah side. 27 Wen he come dea, he blow one sheep horn trumpet up country Efraim side. Da Israel peopo go down wit him from da hills, an Ehud lead dem.
28 He tell um, “Go come wit me fo chase da Moab guys! Cuz Da One In Charge goin let you win ova dem, dat stay agains you.” So dey go down wit him, an take ova da Jordan Riva, wea da peopo cross um fo go Moab. Dey no let nobody cross um. 29 Dat time dey kill bout 10,000 strong an young Moab guys. No mo nobody get outa dea. 30 Dat time, da Israel peopo win ova da Moab peopo. An den da peopo stay res fo eighty year.
Shamgar
31 Afta Ehud, get Shamgar, Anat boy. He kill six hundred Filisha guys wit one stick fo poke da cows. So he get da Israel peopo outa trouble too.