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Jesus Make One Sick Guy Come Good
1 One Res Day, one Pharisee guy tell Jesus fo come his house fo eat. He one main leada fo da Pharisee guys. An da Pharisee guys an da guys dat teach da Rules From God watch Jesus real good. 2 Get one sick guy dat show up ova dea in front Jesus. He get da kine sick dat make da arms an da legs come real fat. 3 Jesus tell da Pharisee guys an da guys dat teach da Rules From God, “You tink da Rules tell dass good fo make one guy come good on da Res Day, o wat?”
4 But dey no say notting. So he take da sick guy, an make um come good, an tell um fo go. 5 ✡Den he tell dem, “If da Res Day, an one a you guys get one boy o one cow dat fall down inside one deep watta hole, you goin pull um out real fas, o wat? No matta da Res Day, aah?”
6 But dey no can say notting.
Da Guys Dat No Try Be Numba One
7 Jesus see dat befo dey eat, some guys ova dea wen pick da main places by da table. So he tell um dis fo teach um: 8 ✡He tell, “Wen somebody tell you fo come one wedding luau, no go sit down by da place fo da spesho wedding guys. You do dat, an den one guy mo importan den you goin come. 9 Den da boss fo da luau dat wen tell him an you fo come, he goin tell you, ‘Give dis guy yoa place.’ Den you goin come shame wen you gotta take da place fo da guy dass not importan. 10 Mo betta, wen dey tell you fo come, go take da place fo da guy dass not importan. Den wen da boss fo da luau come, he goin tell you, ‘My fren, ova hea mo betta.’ Den erybody dea goin get respeck fo you cuz a dat. 11 ✡Cuz whoeva make jalike he importan, no goin be importan, an whoeva make jalike he not importan, goin be importan.”
12 Den Jesus tell da guy dat wen tell um fo come his place fo eat, “Wen you make one lunch o one dinna, no tell yoa frenz, o yoa braddahs, o yoa ohana, o da rich guys nex door fo come. You do dat, an bumbye dey goin tell you fo come dea house, an dat goin pay you back fo wat you wen do. 13 Mo betta, wen you make one luau, tell da guys dat no mo notting fo come, da guys dat no can move, da guys dat no can walk, an da guys dat no can see. 14 Den you goin stay good inside. Cuz dem guys no can pay you back bumbye. But God, he goin give you back someting good fo wat you wen do, wen da peopo dat wen do da right tings come back alive.”
Da Big Luau Story
(Matthew 22:1-10)
15 One guy dat stay sit at da table hear dat, an he tell Jesus, “Fo shua, da guys dat goin sit down at God table wen he come king, dey goin stay good inside!”
16 Jesus tell, “You wen hear da big luau story? He tell plenny peopo fo come. 17 Bumbye he sen his worka guy fo tell da peopo, ‘Go come! Eryting stay ready!’ 18 But dey all start fo make up story. Da firs guy tell da worka guy, ‘I jus wen buy one field, an I gotta go see how stay. Sorry, aah?’ 19 Anodda guy tell, ‘I jus wen buy ten cows fo plow, an I gotta see if dey strong enuff fo work. Sorry, aah?’ 20 Anodda guy tell, ‘I jus wen get married, az why I no can go wit you.’ 21 Da worka guy tell his boss. Da luna in charge wen come huhu, an tell da worka guy, ‘Hurry up! Go out by da big an small roads inside town, an bring back da guys dat no mo notting, da guys dat no can move, da guys dat no can see, an da guys dat no can walk.’ 22 Bumbye da worka guy come back an tell, ‘We wen do wat you wen tell us fo do, an still yet get room fo mo peopo come.’ 23 Da boss tell da worka guy, ‘Go out by da big an small roads in da country side an make da peopo come my house, fo my house come full. 24 I tell you now, da peopo I wen tell firs, not even one a dem goin taste my luau food.’ ”
Goin Cost Plenny Fo Be Jesus Guy
(Matthew 10:37-38)
25 Plenny peopo go wit Jesus. He turn aroun to dem, an tell, 26 ✡“Whoeva come by me, an get mo love an aloha fo dea faddah an muddah, dea wife an kids, dea braddahs an sistahs—an even fo ony dem, if az mo den dey get love an aloha fo me, dey no can be my guy. 27 ✡Whoeva no like suffa fo me, o even mahke on top one cross, dey no can be my guy too.
28 “If one a you guys figga you can make one towa, you betta sit down firs an figga out how much goin cost fo know if you get enuff money fo pau build da towa, aah? 29 If you no do dat, you goin make da foundation, an den you no can make da res. Den erybody goin bus laugh at you. 30 Dey goin tell, ‘Dis guy wen start fo build litto bit, but he no can pau da job.’
31 “If one king go out wit ten tousan army guys fo fight anodda king, an da odda king come agains um wit twenny tousan army guys, da guy wit ony ten tousan guys goin sit down firs an figga if him an his guys strong enuff fo fight da odda king an his guys, aah? 32 If he not strong enuff, he goin sen talka guys fo meet da odda king wen he still stay far away, an dey goin make one deal so dey no fight.” 33 Jesus tell, “Same ting. You guys no can be my guys if you no give up eryting you get.”
Da No Good Salt
(Matthew 5:13; Mark 9:50)
34 “Salt stay good. But if da salt no do wat suppose to do, no way you can make salt do wat suppose to do no moa. 35 Dat kine salt no good fo even da dirt o da manua pile. Ony ting can do, throw um away. If you guys hear dis, den lissen up real good!”
✡ 14:5 14:5: Matt 12:11 ✡ 14:8 14:8: Smart 25:6-7 ✡ 14:11 14:11: Matt 23:12; Luke 18:14 ✡ 14:26 14:26: Matt 10:37 ✡ 14:27 14:27: Matt 10:38; 16:24; Mark 8:34; Luke 9:23