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Jesus An One Guy Dat No Can Move
(Matthew 9:1-8; Luke 5:17-26)
1 Couple days layta, Jesus go back Capernaum wea he was befo time. Da peopo hear dat Jesus stay home now. 2 Az why plenny peopo come togedda an no had room inside. No can even go nea da door. An Jesus teach um.
3 Some guys come by Jesus. Four a dem carry one guy dat no can move. 4 Get plenny peopo, az why dey no can bring him nea Jesus. So dey go up on top da flat roof, an make one big puka inside da roof, right ova da place wea Jesus stay. Dey put da guy on top his mat an put um down real slow in front Jesus. 5 Wen Jesus see dat, he figga, “Eh, wow! Dese guys trus me fo real kine, dat I goin make dea fren come good!” Den he tell da guy, “Eh, my boy, you know all da bad kine stuff you wen do befo time? I tell you now, da shame fo all dat, pau awready!”
6 But get some teacha guys dea dat teach da Rules From God. Dey tink, 7 “Eh! Who dis guy fo talk lidat! He talk bad bout God! Ony God can let da guy go an hemo da shame fo da bad kine stuff!”
8 But right den Jesus know inside wat dey tink. He tell, “How come you guys tink bad kine stuff lidat? 9-10 I da Fo Real Kine Guy, an I like show proof to you guys, dat I get da right inside dis world, fo let da peopo go an hemo da shame dey get fo da bad kine stuff dey wen do. But, easy fo talk bout hemo da shame—anybody can talk lidat. But not easy fo do um. Same ting, easy fo tell one guy dat no can move, ‘Eh, stan up an move aroun!’—anybody can talk lidat. But not easy fo do um. But now, I goin show proof you guys—I goin make dis sick guy come strong.”
Dass why he tell da guy, 11 “Eh, stan up! Take yoa mat an go home awready!”
12 Az why da guy stan up, pick up da mat an go outside in front all dem. Dat blow dea mind big time. Dey tell, “Dis unreal! Dis neva happen befo time. Dis God, he awesome!”
Jesus Tell Levi Come Wit Him
An Be His Guy
(Matthew 9:9-13; Luke 5:27-32)
13 Jesus go by da lake. Plenny peopo come by him, an he teach um. 14 Den he walk away from dea, an he spock Levi. (Levi faddah name Alfeus.) Levi stay by da tax place fo colleck money fo da govmen. Jesus tell him, “Eh! Go come be my guy!” Levi stan up an go wit him.
15 Jesus go Levi house fo eat. Had plenny guys dat colleck tax money fo da govmen an odda guys dat get one bad rep jalike dem, dat like hang out wit Jesus. Dey all stay eating dea wit Jesus an his guys.
16 Had some Pharisee guys dea dat teach da Rules From God. Dey see Jesus dea stay eating wit all da tax guys an odda kine peopo dat get one bad rep jalike dem. Az why dey tell Jesus guys, “Eh, yoa teacha, how come he stay eating wit da tax guys an odda kine peopo dat get one bad rep?”
17 Jesus hear dat, an he tell dem, “Da peopo dat not sick, dey no need docta. Ony da sick guys need. Me, I neva come fo tell da good kine peopo fo come by me fo be my guys. Az da peopo dat get one bad rep dat I tell fo come.”
How Come Jesus Guys
No Skip Food Fo Dem Pray?
(Matthew 9:14-15; Luke 5:33-35)
18 John guys an da Pharisee guys stay skip food wen dey pray. Some peopo come an tell Jesus, “How come John Da Baptiza guys an da Pharisee guys skip food wen dey pray, but da guys you stay teach, how come dey no skip food?”
19 Jesus tell dem, “Wat you tink? Fo shua you no go one wedding an skip food, wen da guy dat get married stay dea? No ways! 20 Bumbye, da time goin come wen dey goin take away da guy dat get married. An den, dass wen his frenz goin skip food.
Da Ol Kine Teaching
An Da New Kine Teaching
(Matthew 9:16-17; Luke 5:36-39)
21 “Fo fix up one ol puka clothes, you no goin take one new piece cloth dat no shrink yet fo cova da puka. You go do dat, den wen you wash um, da new piece goin shrink plenny an make one mo bigga puka, an you make da ol clothes mo worse.
22 “An same ting, you no put grape juice fo make wine inside one ol kine ledda bag, an close um fo let um ferment. You do dat, da new wine goin come mo plenny an bus da wine bag, an da wine goin spill out. Da ol ledda no good no moa. Mo betta, you put new wine inside one new kine ledda bag.”
Da Pharisee Guys Give Jesus
Hard Time Bout Da Res Day
(Matthew 12:1-8; Luke 6:1-5)
23 ✡2:23: Rules2 23:25Anodda time was da Jew Res Day. Jesus an his guys walk thru da wheat fields. Da guys pick litto bit wheat fo eat. 24 But had Pharisee guys ova dea dat tell Jesus, “Hala! Dese guys, you stay teach dem, but still yet dey stay do da kine stuff dey not suppose to do on da Res Day!”
25 Jesus tell um, “Wot! You guys neva read inside da Bible wat King David wen do wen him an his guys was hungry? 26 ✡2:26: Pries 24:9✡2:26: 1Sam 21:1-6Wen Abiatar was da Main Pries, David go inside God house an eat da bread dass spesho fo God. But no can do dat kine, cuz da Rules From God tell dat ony da pries guys can eat dat bread. But David, he give um to his guys too, an nobody tell notting.”
27 Den Jesus tell, “You know, God neva make da peopo fo da Res Day. He make da Res Day fo da peopo. 28 Dass why I da One dat get da right fo tell wat fo do on da Res Day, cuz I da Fo Real Kine Guy.”

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✡2:23 2:23: Rules2 23:25

✡2:26 2:26: Pries 24:9

✡2:26 2:26: 1Sam 21:1-6

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