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Da Guys Dat Teach Da Rules From God
An Da Pharisee Guys
(Mark 12:38-40; Luke 11:37-52; 20:45-47)
1 Afta dat Jesus tell all da peopo an da guys he stay teach, 2 “Da teachas dat teach da Rules From God, an da Pharisee guys, dey get da same job jalike Moses had, cuz dey tell erybody wat fo do. 3 So you guys betta do eryting dey tell you guys fo do. But no do jalike dey do. Cuz dey no do da same ting wat dey teach. 4 Wat dey teach, jalike dey stay pile up big heavy kine stuffs on top peopo backs, dass real hard fo carry. But dey even no like help da peopo wit dea small finga notting. 5 ✡23:5 a: Matt 6:1; b: Rules2 6:8; c: Census 15:38Eryting dey do, dey ony do um fo look good in front da peopo. Dey go aroun an show off stuff da Bible tell on top dea heads an arms, an make um look real nice wit real fancy kine religious kine clotheses. 6 Dey like sit inside da main place at da luau, an on top da main place inside da Jew churches. 7 Dey like da peopo fo talk to dem wit respeck inside da open market, an fo call um ‘Teacha.’
8 “But you guys, no let da peopo call you guys ‘Teacha.’ You guys get ony one Teacha, da Spesho Guy God Wen Sen, az why. An you guys stay braddah braddah. 9 No call nobody inside da world yoa ‘Faddah,’ cuz you guys get ony one Faddah, an he stay in da sky. 10 No let dem call you ‘Teacha,’ cuz you guys get ony one Teacha. Dass me, God Spesho Guy. 11 ✡23:11: Matt 20:26-27; Mark 9:35; 10:43-44; Luke 22:26Fo you guys, whoeva yoa leada, he goin help all da odda guys jalike he one worka. 12 ✡23:12: Luke 14:11; 18:14Whoeva make jalike he importan, God goin make um not importan. An whoeva make jalike he not importan, God goin make him importan.”
Da Guys Dat Tell One Ting An Do Anodda
13 Den Jesus tell, “Wassamatta you guys?! You teacha guys dat teach da Rules From God an you Pharisee guys, you guys goin get it! You guys tell one ting an do anodda. You guys shut da door so da peopo no can get God in da sky fo dea King. But you guys no like get him fo yoa King too. An you guys no let da peopo dat like get God fo dea king, get um.
14 “Wassamatta you guys?! You teacha guys dat teach da Rules From God an you Pharisee guys, you guys goin get it! You guys tell one ting an do anodda. You guys no mo shame fo trick da widows an take away dea house, an same time you guys stay pray an stay tell plenny stuff, so nobody tink you guys stay rip off da widows. God goin punish you guys mo den da odda guys.
15 “Wassamatta you guys?! You teacha guys dat teach da Rules From God an you Pharisee guys, you guys goin get it! You guys tell one ting an do anodda. You guys go all ova da ocean an all ova da land fo find one guy dat not one Jew fo make um come one Jew. But afta he come one Jew, you guys make him two times mo worse den you guys. Cuz dat guy goin go Hell jalike you guys.
16 “Wassamatta you guys?! You guys goin get it! You guys no can see notting, but you guys try fo show da odda guys wea fo go. You guys tell, ‘If one guy swea to God he goin do someting, an he tell, “I swea by da Temple,” he no need do wat he tell. But if he swea to God an he tell, “I swea by da gold inside da Temple,” he gotta do um.’ 17 Wassamatta you guys?! You blind buggahs! You guys figga da gold inside da temple mo importan den da temple dat make da gold spesho fo God?! No way!
18 “An you guys tell, ‘Whoeva swea to God dat he goin do someting, an he tell, “I swea by da altar inside da temple,” he no need do wat he tell. But whoeva swea to God, an he tell, “I swea by da gif offering on top da altar,” dat guy gotta do um.’ 19 Wassamatta you guys?! You blind buggahs! You guys figga da gif offering on top da altar mo importan den da altar dat make da gif offering spesho fo God? No way!
20 “Whoeva swea to God an tell, ‘I swea by da altar,’ he swea to God by all da gifs on top da altar too. 21 Whoeva swea to God an tell, ‘I swea by da Temple,’ he swea to da God dat stay inside da Temple. 22 ✡23:22: Isa 66:1; Matt 5:34Whoeva swea to God an tell, ‘I swea by da sky,’ dass God throne, an God stay sit up dea. So, if he swea to God ‘by da sky,’ den he swea to God.
23 ✡23:23: Pries 27:30“Wassamatta you guys?! You teacha guys dat teach da Rules From God an you Pharisee guys, you guys goin get it! You guys tell one ting an do anodda. You guys give one piece to God from ten piece spice, like da mint, da dill kine spice, an da cummin spice. But you guys no do da main stuff da Rules From God tell you fo do. You guys no make right to da odda guys. You guys no give um chance. Dey no can trus you guys. Dass da main ting. Do dat stuff jalike you guys suppose to, an no foget da odda stuff too. 24 You blind buggahs! You guys try fo show da odda guys wea fo go! You guys pick out one small fly from inside da soup, but den you let one big camel stay inside da soup, an you swallow da whole ting!
25 “Wassamatta you guys?! You teacha guys dat teach da Rules From God an you Pharisee guys, you guys goin get it! You guys tell one ting an do anodda! Jalike you guys clean da cup an da plate on da outside, but inside get plenny stuff you guys wen rip off from da odda peopo, an you guys stash um fo you! 26 You blind Pharisee guys! Go clean yoa cup an plate inside firs, den da outside goin be clean too.
27 ✡23:27: JGuys 23:3“Wassamatta you guys?! You teacha guys dat teach da Rules From God an you Pharisee guys, you guys goin get it! You guys tell one ting an do anodda! You guys jus like da tomb dey paint white so look good outside, but inside get ony mahke guy bones an all kine pilau stuff. 28 On da outside, you guys make jalike you stay do da right kine stuff, an peopo figga you guys stay do um, but inside, you guys erytime tell one ting an do anodda, an you guys stay broke da Rules From God.
God Goin Punish Dem
Cuz Dey Tell One Ting An Do Anodda
29 “Wassamatta you guys?! You teacha guys dat teach da Rules From God an you Pharisee guys, you guys goin get it! You guys tell one ting an do anodda! You guys make big tombs fo da guys dat wen talk fo God, an fix up da tombs fo da guys dat wen erytime do da right ting. 30 Same time, you guys tell, ‘If we was dea wen oua ancesta guys was alive, we neva help dem kill da guys dat talk fo God.’ 31 Wen you guys talk lidat, you guys show you jalike dem killa guys—an you guys da killa guys kids! 32 So go pau da job yoa ancesta guys wen start! 33 ✡23:33: Matt 3:7; 12:34; Luke 3:7You guys jalike da poison snakes, an you guys come from one snake ohana! You guys tink God da Judge goin let you guys go? No way! You tink you guys not goin go Hell? No way!
34 “Az why fo shua I goin sen guys by you guys dat goin talk fo God, an smart guys, an guys dat goin teach da Rules From God. But you goin kill some a dem guys, an some guys you guys goin kill on top crosses, an mo odda guys you guys goin whip hard inside da Jew churches, an you guys goin make um suffa from one town to anodda town. 35 ✡23:35 a: Start 4:8; b: 2Rec 24:20-21God goin punish you guys fo all da guys yoa ancesta guys wen kill. Dey kill any kine guys dat erytime do wat dey suppose to do, all da way from Abel to Zekariah, az Barakiah boy. He da guy yoa ancesta guys kill right inside da open lanai fo da temple, wit God spesho place on one side an da altar on da odda side. 36 Dass right! An I like tell you guys dis too: you guys dat stay live now goin suffa, cuz a all dis stuff dat happen befo time.
Jesus Get Love An Aloha
Fo All Da Peopo Inside Jerusalem
(Luke 13:34-35; 1 Kings 9:7-8; Jeremiah 12:7; 22:5)
37 “Sad! You Jerusalem peopo! You guys stay kill da guys dat talk fo God, an throw stones fo kill da guys God sen by you guys. Plenny times I wen like bring you guys by me, jalike one muddah chicken bring togedda her bebe chickens unda her wings, but you guys no like come. 38 ✡23:38: Jer 22:5You know wat? Eryting come all poho fo you guys awready! 39 ✡23:39: Songs 118:26I tell you guys, you no goin see me one mo time till you tell, ‘Dis guy come wit powa from Da One In Charge. We like God do plenny good tings fo him!’ ”

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✡23:5 23:5 a: Matt 6:1; b: Rules2 6:8; c: Census 15:38

✡23:11 23:11: Matt 20:26-27; Mark 9:35; 10:43-44; Luke 22:26

✡23:12 23:12: Luke 14:11; 18:14

✡23:22 23:22: Isa 66:1; Matt 5:34

✡23:23 23:23: Pries 27:30

✡23:27 23:27: JGuys 23:3

✡23:33 23:33: Matt 3:7; 12:34; Luke 3:7

✡23:35 23:35 a: Start 4:8; b: 2Rec 24:20-21

✡23:38 23:38: Jer 22:5

✡23:39 23:39: Songs 118:26

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